plays in the background, we see millions of cosmic souls hovering over Gensyoko, flying around everywhere*
Xegito: What the hell...? Is this normal in this universe?
Marisa Kirisame: Patchy, what the hell is going on?
Patchouli Knowledge: I...I don't know. I've never seen this kind of thing before....
Suika Ibuki: These...things! They...they are everywhere! What are we gonna do?
Nitori Kawashiro: Actually, I believe I know what's going on.
Marisa Kirisame: What? Please tell us!
Nitori Kawashiro: It appears that Spoony was made into a vessel for a swarm of cosmic souls coming from the wormhole we saw earlier in space. Something, or someone, must have severed Spoony's mental connection with the interlinking conscience of these souls, Ma-Ti, causing all those souls to come rushing out of Spoony's body and into here.
Marisa Kirisame: And what are we gonna do?
Patchouli Knowledge: Nothing! Remember my orders! We will do nothing! Nostalgia Critic caused this mess, and it's Nostalgia Critic's job to fix it!
Marisa Kirisame: I hope he does, or else our world will be doomed...